Well, we've told you about all of today's nonsense, chaos, and stupidity. Now here's "The Good News."


--Mexican law enforcement hasn't had much success against drug cartels, but they may have come up with a way to beat them . . . in the lab.


--Mexican officials announced that they've developed a vaccine that cures heroin addiction. The shot has worked to cure heroin-addicted lab rats, and the researchers say they're ready to move on to human testing.


--Not that that's happening anytime soon. It'll probably be another five years before the drug is ready for people.


--They also say they're close to coming up with vaccines for cocaine and methamphetamine addiction.