Police in Orlando Have Arrested Darth Vader
Oh, the other guys on the Death Star are going to be mad about this. At 2:45 A.M. on Thursday, in Orlando, Florida, police arrested DARTH VADER.
Or, more accurately, they arrested 28-year-old Michael Cole of Orlando . . . who was stumbling around drunk in a Darth Vader mask. They ended up having to Taser him after he attacked a cop, and now he's facing charges for resisting and battery.
There's no word on WHY he was stumbling around drunk in a Darth Vader mask.
(--Here's video of the arrest, but he's not wearing the mask.)

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