A Strip Club Came Out With a Line of Aftershaves

A Strip Club Came Out With a Line of Aftershaves . . . So Men Come Home Smelling Like the Office Instead of Strippers


A strip club in Cape Town, South Africa called Mavericks has come up with a way to help their customers go home without smelling like cheap sex.


They're introducing a line of aftershaves called 'Alibis'. The idea is to help prevent wives and girlfriends from detecting that intoxicating blend of stripper sweat, booze, and cheap perfume on your clothes when you come home.


It comes in three scents:


'My Car Broke Down,' which smells like gasoline, burnt rubber, grease, and metal.


'I Was Working Late,' which smells like coffee, wool suits, cigarettes, and ink.

--And the hilarious 'We Were Out Sailing', which has the scent of ocean spray, sea salt, and cotton rope. Which might make sense in Cape Town, since it's on the ocean, but still.


Each one is $37.50 per bottle, and supposedly they'll be available by mail order soon.
(Metro.co.uk)